Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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