...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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