dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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