Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize