On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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