There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he shaved USA in his pubs
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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