My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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