I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I died a long time ago.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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