if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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