I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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