dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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