am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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