the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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