at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She bit a glass in half.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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