as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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