your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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