is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
