How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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