we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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