She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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