STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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