you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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