She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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