About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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