barbara walters just said penis...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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