I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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