I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
well you can't waste a boner
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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