even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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