Me too!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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