I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
two words: eviction party
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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