I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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