I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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