How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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