i permit you to call me
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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