And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You smell like stripper and shame
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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