Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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