she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize