Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I got inside last night via doggy door
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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