Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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