If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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