the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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