your parents love me but you hate me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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