Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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