Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way