i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in