wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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