I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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