Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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