You're completely useless in the revolution.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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