Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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