My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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