The maid of honor just puked.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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