I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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