Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Oh god it's open bar.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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