he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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