It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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