My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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