We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just fell off a train. Bad.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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