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(407): View more from Florida

Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...

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(407): Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you... http://tfl.nu/kmbk

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(818): View more from California

she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick

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(818): she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick http://tfl.nu/e1f8

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(517): View more from Michigan

Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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(517): Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite. http://tfl.nu/8on0

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(432): View more from Texas

My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT

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(432): My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT http://tfl.nu/ckt8

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(410): View more from Maryland

There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.

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(410): There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to. http://tfl.nu/sxdr

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(602): View more from Arizona

I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(602): I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door. http://tfl.nu/hvfb

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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(410): Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up http://tfl.nu/yev0

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(312): View more from Illinois

My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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(312): My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug. http://tfl.nu/uu90

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.

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(440): Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed. http://tfl.nu/3vnt

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(208): View more from Idaho

My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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(208): My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with http://tfl.nu/1h68

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(541): View more from Oregon

It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

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(541): It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker. http://tfl.nu/udye

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(408): View more from California

so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing

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(408): so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing http://tfl.nu/s8yq

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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"

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(713): Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words" http://tfl.nu/ql9t

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed

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(306): I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed http://tfl.nu/ufxs

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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(412): You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground. http://tfl.nu/gfvp

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