Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser