We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night