i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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