Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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