I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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